Big Ben Theory

HI GIRLFRIENDS!!

what an eventful day

crazily eventful.

met some AH LIANS .
very intense.
seriously.

and i thought that the population of the ah lians has been on the decrease, ever since the weariness and the fatigue faced by getting into unnecessary fights.

Guess i'm wrong.

wait, don't get me wrong. i don't hold anything against "ah lians" or whatever they term themselves as.

but today's group of never-seen-before lian-stars were such ass wipes.
here's how it happens.

ben arrives at rach's house after realising that he overslept and did not make it to SS class.
met rach and shan.

after quite some time of laughing and studying,
a girl steps in.

talked to her,
found out that she was 13 and was from springfield.
offered her sweets and told her that we would help if she did not know how to do her science.

tell me how nice we are..

concluded at the end that she could be probably be mentally unstable and would take 5 minutes to reply a sane person's question.
no offence if you're not.

walked around us and stared.
eyeballs fixed.

medusa u may call it.

gorgeous we are, i know.
but encircling us and staring at us wont change the fact that you're .....

face it.

it was super distracting, til shan lost it and called her to stop being an irritant or something along the line.

POW.

WORLD WAR 169 started.

the battle between the gorgeous hawwwt people and the satanic unsung minions.

girl called her sis, who happened to be around with her group of friends which so happened to be known as "ah lians".
pretense or real i dont bother. but they seemed illiterate and microscopic. with all the half english sentences and singlish.

DISGUSTING.

insulted us with their incomplete sentences.
they seriously made me laugh.

their insults are so primary school.
god!
EDUCATION PLEASE.

first, ignorance to their quekking as we cannot be bothered with some low moronic group of childish people who cannot enunciate their words.

3 of us felt a bit irritated after a while, due to the approaching Os which instil the fact that time is precious and studying is a must.

i decided to do something.

gave them a killer stare.
a real serious murderous one.

silence was for the moment.

BUT..
they continued in their disorientated harmony saying "stare what stare"

such resounding gongs.
they are the reason why morons exists.

was really pissed and was really losing it.

even rach was on the verge of giving them a SHUT-YOUR-MOUTH punch.
shan was almost going for her tiger stance.

insulted us more.
and what made things funny was that they were so horrendously ugly and their movement of their lips accompanied with such hideous facial features was a rare sight. This should be featured on Discovery Channel.
even face lifts or botoxs wouldnt help.
Extreme makeover will close down.

left the room.
away from the shit ass bitches.
gave marcus a call,
in hope that his joke would be funny enough to calm me.
indeed it was.

he's such a fool.


came in and one of the girl's mother was already there.

gang left. FINALLY. WORLD PEACE.

settled stuff.

mother scolds daughter.

ben grins to himself.


SUCH DRAMA.
bet you'll will pay to watch it.

seriously, i cannot be bothered with such no life freaks..
but i had to study, and ignoring them doesnt seem to make them stop.

wanted to leave as they were worst then marilyn manson screamos.

for goodness sake, im 16.

cannot even care less about such annoyance and irritance displayed by childish people.




other than the drama mama,
today was insanely fun.

had a blast.

sat by the pool eating and reminiscing about our 4 years of secondary school life.

shan needs to learn how to eat FOOD. not just the KUAY in KUAY CHAP or the NASI in NASI BRYANI.

most time was spent on me and marcus's die list.

sorry peishan.


"i dont wanna be a pekking duck."

sentosa tml.
GOLDENLICIOUS TAN!

sexy sun,
here i come.