Speaking of this week, with work aside, there were three consecutive birthdays.
Rachel, Clara, Vivian.
So you 3 mongols, Happy 100th birthday! Hope you continue to stay old and sexy (:
And next week is julianne's birthday. I just found that out after much hinting.
Sometimes, the word 'birth' in birthday, should be changed to 'every'.
It happens too frequently.
Yes, i love birthdays. (:
This humorously reminds me of what happened at SAKAE SUSHI, where we celebrated clara's birthday.
While eating like children in third world countries who have not seen food before, we suddenly embarked on a mission, or rather i was on a mission, a mission to "da pao" the sushi out. It was definitely cheap
Typical Singaporeans.
Oh wait, it all started when clara was dumping lots and lots of rice into the watson plastic bag, as these fools only ate the filling and not the rice.
The "rice bag" was so squishy and big that its almost like your cushion.
After being inspired by these fools, I packed the different sushi into the containers they provided and stuffed it into my bag. I even packed the handrolls that required ordering.
So there i was zipping, my bag frantically, as the different workers walked by, hoping that my tall figure would block out the despicable act.
Yes i managed to hide my sins from the workers. But little did i know that the people opposite were watching.
And these morons who saw our scandalous act reported it to the cashier. Sending in the whole swat team, the manager came to our table. I was rather lucky to get everything out of the bag before they came. Manager came over and warned us that if we do not finish, it would be considered wastage.
I was on the verge of aborting the mission due to the freaked-out friends of mine. You should have seen their faces. Its priceless. Their eyes were in their mouth. They were like "eh ben, stop it, i think we should just finish everything. Its clara's birthday and we dont want to get into trouble. What if they call my parents, than how?"
Haha, you think this one what, meet the parents session ar.
What brave friends i have.
Anyway, the thing is, i was too full to finish what i had packed. So there we were, with exploding stomachs with the different sushi in the plastic containers before us. What we could do was only cursing the people who told on us. Meanwhile, Clara was forcing, and i mean forcing with her bulimic face, the sushi down. Its such a rare sight, to see a skinny girl stuffing rice down her throat. Once again, we go back to the issue of kids who have not seen food before.
Out of the mid-life crisis, Cass, for once who used her brains thought of an idea - which was to put the sushi into the cake box that we have bought. Genius. Now, not only can we da pao out, we can get the sushi all cold. Thank God for cass, for once.
This was how i managed to get the sushi to church and have a sushi feast. Wanted to steal the soya sauce but due to the fierce swat team, i couldnt. The next mission, i will.
How dramatic.
Sometimes, you need dramas in your life to give you that adrenaline hype.
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